Who the Fuck is Gladys?

With apologies to New World and Gompie.

Danny called when he got the word.
He said “I suppose you’ve heard
About Gladys”.

Well I rushed to the TV
And looked at the screen
And what I saw was just obscene.
It made me want to vent my spleen
At Gladys’s crimes.

Oh I don’t know what she’s doing
When her sense is gonna come.
I know she’s got her reasons
Bu they’re just so fuckin’ dumb.
Cause for 24 weeks we’ve been living next door to Gladys.

(Gladys, who the fuck is Gladys?)

24 weeks listening to her Chant.
Waiting for the time when she’s not a sycophant.
And we’ll never get used to living next door to Gladys.

(Gladys, who the fuck is Gladys?)

We started together,
States side by side.
We followed the rules,
She fucking lied.
We and Gladys.
Now she walks through the door
With her head held low.
And right beside was ScoMoFo
As conman shit poured slowly
Out of both their mouths.

Oh I don’t know what she’s doing
When her sense is gonna come.
I know she’s got her reasons
But they’re just so fuckin’ dumb.
Cause for 24 weeks we’ve been living next door to Gladys.

(Gladys, who the fuck is Gladys?)

24 weeks listening to her Chant.
Waiting for the time when she’s not a sycophant.
And we’ll never get used to living next door to Gladys.

(Gladys, who the fuck is Gladys?)

And Danny called back and asked how we felt.
And he said “I know how to help
Get over Gladys”.
He said “Now Gladys ain’t gone
But I’m still here.
You know we’ve been waiting
For twenty-four weeks
For that dumb fuck to disappear …

Oh I don’t know what she’s doing
When her sense is gonna come.
I know she’s got her reasons
Bu they’re just so fuckin’ dumb.
Cause for 24 weeks we’ve been living next door to Gladys.

(Gladys, who the fuck is Gladys?)

24 weeks listening to her Chant.
Waiting for the time when she’s not a sycophant.
And we’ll never get used to living next door to Gladys.

(Gladys, who the fuck is Gladys?)

Oh, we’ll never to get used to living next door to Gladys.