Tom Lehrer

He was 97, so one can hardly object to his innings being over, but it is very sad. I don’t have anything to add, but one must write something.

Tom Lehrer was great, of course, and famously was trained as a mathematician. I never met Lehrer, although he was a very good friend of Bob Osserman, one of my (great) supervisory guys at Stanford. Osserman and Lehrer were students together at Harvard and they remained lifelong friends; Lehrer gave a rare, later years performance, at Osserman’s 80th birthday party, which would have been in 2006. (There used to be available a clunky video of the performance but it seems to have disappeared.) Osserman once told me that he had a cassette with an unrecorded maths song by Lehrer. Lehrer, however, was apparently very nervous about bootlegs, and I never got to borrow the cassette. Damn.

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ABC Backs a Censorious Loser

A few weeks ago, Australia’s censorship tsar, Julie Inman Grant, lost, again, to toddler-genius Elon Musk. This time, the battle centred around a tweet by Chris Elston, better known as Billboard Chris. BB Chris is an obsessive and humourless anti-trans troll, and his tweet attracted Inman Grant’s ire because it ridiculed a (pretty ridiculous) trans activist named Teddy Cook. Four people mentioned so far, and one can only wish that all four could be placed on a slow boat to Antarctica. Continue reading “ABC Backs a Censorious Loser” →

Nicky Nicks Off

Last month, it was announced that Nicola Phillips, Provost at the University of Melbourne, was to become Vice Chancellor of Adelaide University. Unimelb’s fond farewell noted,

During her time at the University of Melbourne, Professor Phillips demonstrated her deep dedication to the University, extending across her leadership of academic strategy and innovation, widening participation, and the many dimensions of culture change that she has championed and resolutely pursued in matters of equity, inclusion and conduct.

Nicky was also really good at sacking people.

We considered Phillips early this year, when writing about the unfair dismissal of Aleks Owczarek, a professor of mathematics at Unimelb. Our focus then was more on the Dean of Science, Moira O’Bryan’s, nasty emails to the Mathematics Department. But it was Phillips who waxed lyrical and hypocritically about “power imbalance”, and it was Phillips who wielded the axe, decreeing that Owczarek should be dismissed, a decree subsequently overturned at the Fair Work Commission.*

A Unimelb colleague has recently alerted us to two more FYC cases involving the University of Melbourne and, in particular, Phillips. One case, still in the FYC works, involves the dismissal of a marketing professor, for “nastiness” or “screaming” or something. With the professor’s appeal against dismissal still in play and with no real details to go on, we’ll leave it be; for news reports, see here and here (M,P).

The second case, involving an engineering professor, is in ways similar in factual basis to the Owczarek thing. Also, as with Owczarek, it was Phillips’ decision to dismiss the professor and, as with Owczarek, Phillips’ decision was subsequently overturned by the Fair Work Commission, with the order that the professor be reinstated.

The engineering case seems to us significantly more egregious than Owczarek’s egregious dismissal, but we won’t go into details.** There appear to be two stark conclusions, however, from the FWC judgments on the two cases:

1) The dismissal laws, as instantiated in the the Fair Work Act and the University’s of Melbourne’s Appropriate Workplace Behaviour Policy, provides the University with broad license to be vicious;

2) The University of Melbourne has been significantly more vicious than the broad viciousness to which they were legally entitled.

Anyway, Nicky is now off to Adelaide University. What “dimensions of culture” does Nicky have planned? Will Nicky instigate there the same culture of “equity, inclusion and conduct” that she championed at Melbourne? As it happens, there is no need. It is no great surprise that Adelaide has already proven itself very accomplished at throwing their academics under a bus in the pursuit of absurdity. But, Nicky will fit right in.

Good bye, Nicky, and good luck. To Adelaide.

 

*) True to form, the University of Melbourne has apparently appealed FWC’s Owczarek decision. The University is, of course, blind to the hypocrisy of whining about an “abuse of power” while wielding their massive institutional and financial power in continuing to pursue the matter. 

**) For those who want to get a sense of the engineering case, the following paragraphs of the FWC decision are of particular note: 1, 2, 7, 16, 21, 27-28, 43, 51, 58-60, 66. Our sense after a semi-close reading is that DP Colman’s decision in the engineering case is more confused and less convincing than DP Bell’s in the Owczarek case. DP Colman also seems colder, less concerned and thus less understanding of the almost inevitable clumsiness of adult relationships. Nonetheless, DP Colman did not ignore the fundamental harshness of the University’s conduct, which formed the basis of his ruling.  

Zombies in Paradise

I’m holidaying with the family, as one does. I have also brought along my work (?), as one does. There is a huge backlog of “current” posts to write, together with a bunch of background inquisiting of The Usual Villains, which cannot wait. And, in a few minutes, it’s time to go snorkel some fish. Busy busy. I will try to knock off a quick one.

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The 2025 MERGA Competition

A month or so ago, I wrote a post asking if we needed a new mathematics association. The dearth of replies suggests that you guys are happy with what we have. Whatever. To quote Johnny Rotten, This is what you want … this is what you get:

One of the things you get is MERGA. In particular, you get the 2025 MERGA Conference, which has just begun. And which brings us to our latest competition. In 2022 we ran a MERGA competition, and this is the 2025 version.*

The new competition is to name, and to briefly argue for, the 2025 MERGA paper-talk that provides the genuinely greatest benefit/insight/whatever into mathematics education. So, the challenge is, what of genuine and significant worth can people find. The conference homepage is here, the list of scheduled talks is here, and the draft proceedings is here.

The best and best-argued answer will win the competition, and the winner will receive their choice of a signed copy of either A Dingo Ate my Math Book or Putting Two and Two Together.

Good luck.

 

*) I just realised that I never wound up the 2022 MERGA comp, and there is also the AAMT comp and ATSI comp to wind up. (For finalised competitions, which do occur, see here.) I’ll wind up all the previous comps together with this comp.

Secret SACs of Shit

We had another piece of QCAA nonsense ready to go, but we’re going to interrupt this broadcast to take a quick whack at VCAA.

Yesterday, I got a text from a good friend (and ex-student), concerned that their tutee had been cheated out of a mark on a SAC. So, I took a look. My friend was incorrect; the student had not been cheated out of a mark. But my friend and the tutee had missed a much larger point: the question was stuffed. The SAC question could not be properly answered at all.

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