Close Encounters of the Turd Kind

In his press conference today, Prime Minister ScoMoFo gave the new definition of “close contact”:

And the definition for a close contact is as follows … except in exceptional circumstances, a close contact is a household contact … of a confirmed case only. A household contact is someone who lives with a case or has spent more than four hours with them in a house, accommodation or care facility. Continue reading “Close Encounters of the Turd Kind”